FARGO, ND—Church officials recently met with seven
high-ranking members of the Fargo Institute Fun Association (FIFA) over
corruption allegations brought against the young single adult recreational
group.
“We love the young singles here in North Dakota, but there
have been some serious allegations brought against FIFA, and we simply need to
get to the bottom of it,” said Stake President Donald Miller of the Fargo
stake.
Some of the allegations made against FIFA include moving
activities to less attractive places like Grand Forks or even Grafton in
exchange for additional “gas money” and reserved seats in church “near that
attractive newly returned missionary from Mahnomen.”
Unnamed sources in North Dakota said that “everyone has
pretty much accepted corruption in the Fargo Institute Fun Association for
years,” adding finally that “even so, they will probably still let Bill Slatter
act as president—I don’t really see anything changing.”
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