Tuesday, July 3, 2012

What staff position has Mitt promised you?

White House Staff Garment Line Inspector 
Director of Presidential Table Centerpieces
President of the Third Quorum of the Council of 50
Head of the Environmental Stewardship but Jesus Will Be Here Soon Anyhow Agency

Briefing Room Opening and Closing Prayer Coordinator

White House Vinyl Lettering Decorator

Committee to Erase Lilburn Boggs from National Memory 

National Youth Conference Trek Coordinator

Secretary of Ice Cream

Head of Passive Aggression

Cleon Skousen National Monument Committee Head

Avenger upon Illinois

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