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Brother Lowaitt will need all of the Devil’s help in
convincing his wife and children that this is for everyone’s good. Sister Lucy
Gustofdaughter Lowaitt, who seems to thrive in an environment with rich diversity
and missionary opportunities, will be especially difficult to convince. Satan
has whispered to Graig to he tell his wife: “I’m sure you will be very happy
among so many passionate, gun-toting, xenophobic, flag-waving Republicans who
equate Zion with everyone acting, thinking, and believing like everyone else!”
Bother Lowaitt harbored some doubts about what is clearly a demonically
foolish idea, but the lies that seem to have tipped him over to the dark side came when Satan said, “No one will miss you in North Carolina” and “oh, and
Utah is so pretty!”
People will do anything in this world for money!
ReplyDeleteFinally, the Lowaitt's are within our grasp... how long have I waited for this day!
ReplyDeleteYou got to pass through hell to get to heaven. CA is only 700 more miles west. Hope you don't linger lone and dreary for long.
ReplyDeleteTo think those poor sad souls will never again taste real BBQ....
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