More than just Cheerios mashed between pew cushions.
Intellectuals no longer a danger to the Church.
High priest class getting really big.
Many members happy to follow the prophet, eat his brains.
Greeters slightly more enthused.
Same number of mumbled testimonies.
Likely that we’ll trek back to
Missouri using zombie-drawn handcarts.
Everyone brings their own refreshments.
The picture is much improved =)
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