Snapshot: How has the zombie uprising affected your ward?

Ward choir sounding much better.

More than just Cheerios mashed between pew cushions.

Intellectuals no longer a danger to the Church.

High priest class getting really big.

Many members happy to follow the prophet, eat his brains.

Greeters slightly more enthused.

Same number of mumbled testimonies.

Likely that we’ll trek back to Missouri using zombie-drawn handcarts. 

Everyone brings their own refreshments.