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Friday, February 24, 2012

Snapshot: What Are We Doing on Our Mobile Devices During Sacrament Meeting?


Angry Birds. You got a problem with that?!

Keeping the toddler quiet. She LOVES Zombie Hunt!

Updating my @shitmybishopsays Twitter feed.

Quietly snapping my weekly picture of Sister Brown. A few more weeks and I'll be able to tell if she's pregnant for the ninth time or just getting really fat.

Making sure the church's Wi-Fi blocks all pornographic, anti-Mormon, and Obama-loving websites.

Writing "It's none of your business if I take the sacrament or not!" in a large font to teach that nosy deacon a lesson.

Trying to open the scriptures. Failing.  Giving up and getting my old paper ones out.*
*For over-50s only

Checking whether the talk jives with the Feminist Mormon Housewives.

Frantically playing as many games as I can before the teenager comes back from blessing the sacrament and I have to set a good example again.

2 comments:

  1. And of course everyone goes through their iSins app to make sure that their ready for that sacrament. And if the bishop springs the opening prayer on you don't worry, iPrayer is there to save the day. Of course if you want to make sure this doesn't happen again just make sure you choose the wrong religion in the settings and he'll never ask you again.

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